Saturday in a nutshell:
Things I learned at Schönbrunn Palace:
-It was built on Roman ruins
-The Hapsburgs were UGLY AS FUCK
-If you have a ginormous summer house, the most efficient way to get around is with horse and carriage
-Tourists with headset tours walk really, ridiculously slow
Things I did at the Schönbrunn Zoo (oldest zoo in Europe!):
-Got attacked by bats
-SAW A BABY ELEPHANT AND BABY GIRAFFE!
-Saw a panda eating bamboo
 
-Talked myself out of buying a stuffed animal. Twice.
-Pretended I was a zoo keeper
-Gasped a lot
Pricing for opening night at the Staatsoper (with Placido Domingo in the leading role!):
-Waiting in line for standing room tickets for three hours: 0 euro (but lots of patience)
-Balcony ticket: 3 euro
-Kebap and water bottle: 5,20 euro
-Opera program: 3,50 euro
TOTAL: 11,70 euro
The typical cost for admission to a club here in Vienna is 12-15 euro.
NEED I SAY MORE?!
 
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